Grigori Rasputin: post-human on Earth.

Grigori Rasputin is an immortal deity who was born at the dawn of time and is tasked with manipulating human history in any way he can.

born: before time and causality began.

died: he is beyond life and death itself.

height: his height is beyond the comprehension of mortals like us but it is speculated that his natural height is e the base of the natural logarithm light years.

weight: beyond the comprehension of mortals but it is speculated that it could be 10^32kg.

gravitational level: 10^10^10^10^10^10^10^6.59 times greater than the Earths.

favorite food: neutron stars served with some dark matter.

favorite drink: the blood of his enemies.

number of Olympic gold medals won: 656.

fastest time for cup-stacking: 1.15*10^-56 seconds.

aliases: the devil, Santa , the yeti , doctor doom , Adam Weishaupt , the master , Nikola Tesla , Winston Churchill , the pope , Harry potter's grandad , snake man , Stalin , Gregory from the show Gregory's nipples get twisted and notorious nut case William Wonka.

Example of his twisted regime throughout history: Weapons: Weaknesses: None.
 * 1) Destroyed 1/th of the worlds population in 2905bc.
 * 2) killed his own son then resurrected him moments later.
 * 3) melted the entire south cost of Scotland with Acid.
 * 4) Killed life itself.
 * 5) Sucked the fun out of happiness.
 * 6) murdered a unicorn.
 * 1) The Illuminati
 * 2) An apple which has the ability to manipulate reality itself.